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│ NOTE: No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given. All    │
│ software is supplied as is, without guarantee.  The user assumes all     │
│ responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these features,     │
│ including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends, disk │
│ head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark attack, nerve    │
│ gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, local           │
│ electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, invasion,   │
│ hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, comic     │
│ radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components,   │
│ windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated chickens, malfunctioning    │
│ mechanical or electrical sexual devices, premature activation of the     │
│ distant early warning system, peasant uprisings, halitosis, artillery    │
│ bombardment, explosions, cave-ins, and/or frogs falling from the sky.    │
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