LongExample.srt

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You gonna say somethin'
or what?

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It's your time.

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- What's he doin' here?
-

4
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a friend of mine
just walked right by.

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Heshie. He has a 3:00.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, baby.

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Oh, yeah.

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What the hell's goin' on?

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Thunderstorms.

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- Jackie?
- You smell it? That's rain.

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Dr. Melfi, what the hell
you doin' to me?

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Go back to sleep.

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What are you doin' up?
You got school tomorrow.

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Workin' on a high score.
Did your mother
go to bed?

16
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Yeah. Where were you?

17
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Yeah. Compactor went down
at barone sanitation.

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Move over.

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Ready?
Yeah.

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Go. Watch out
for the ghosts.

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Whoa!

22
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This thing ain't
steerin' right.

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Yeah, kickin' your butt.

24
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So how things goin' with you?

25
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How's school?

26
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Dad, you have
to concentrate. New game.

27
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Hey, no fair.
It's called a handicap.

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- Come on. Stop. Stop.
- Kickin' your ass now.

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One hand. Look at that.
I can't see. Ha, ha.

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Get off! Ow!
Stop! Come on!

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You lose.
Focus through distractions.

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There's a lesson for ya.
I want you in bed in 10 minutes.

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Andretti, you listenin' to me?

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Good night, dad.
Good night.

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Dr. Nathan, please
return to e. R. Bay five.

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Where'd you park?
In the parking lot.

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No one followed me.
Adriana, you wouldn't
know it if they did.

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Oh, yeah, like tony soprano's
hidin' in my backseat.
You are so paranoid.

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Bring the car right here.
I know. He's in disguise.

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That could be him. Hey, tony!
Or maybe he's in the trash can.

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Come out, come out,
wherever you are. Ow!

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Let go of me!

43
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It could be anybody anytime.
I don't even know if
it's tony who's after me.

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Christopher,
you gave crystal meth
to hisdaughter.

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Which i'm not sure he knows.
Look at my wrist.
It's all red.

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I'm sorry! I am sorry!

47
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But i got dragged out
to the fuckin' meadowlands
by my neck, mock execution!

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What?

49
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What?
Nothin'.

50
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No. What?
You don't want to know,
okay? Trust me.

51
00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,142
No. What?

52
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I heard the nurse say you made
number two in your pants.
Is that what happened?

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Get the car! Please!
Can we just go to brendan's,
score some shit...

54
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and find out what the fuck
is goin' on, please?

55
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The moon. The full moon!

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Brendan, let's go.
Wake up, man.

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For the exact time.

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The fool leaves
his door open.

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I gotta pee.
Go for it.

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Yo, einstein.
You should have seen me
at the hospital.

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It took three nurses
to hold me--

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you will understand and comply
with the following orders.

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All security personnel are to be
equipped with silver bullets.

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Those silver bullets are
to be blessed by a priest,
not in english, but in latin.

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All passengers and personnel
are to be restricted
to their cabins...

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with the doors
bolted and locked.

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End of orders! Sir!
Yes, sir!

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Take him below.
Take him below.

69
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Yeah. Yeah. Uh- huh.
That's the message. Thanks.

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Way to go, anth!

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Here, in five, four,
three, two.

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Yo. Yo, check it.

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You think this is funny?

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What? What's funny?
Yeah, i didn't do nothin'.

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You beep me one more time,
you're gonna be sorry.

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We don't know what
you're talking about.

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"Your mother blows."
That's a real original message.

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Yeah, maybe she does,
right, anth?
Yeah.

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Oh, yeah? Then why'd
you scarf up all the doughnuts
she sent us at camp?

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And you used to cry on her
shoulder,"i'm so homesick,
mrs. Piocosta!"

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Why don't you shut up?

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Have another doughnut,
ya fat fart knocker.

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Oh, go on! Kill'im!
Yeah!

84
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Oh, yes!

85
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Dick wad!
Ass!

86
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Hey! Break it up.
Break it up!

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I want a five- minute
cooldown period right now.

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See ya next week, doc.

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Oh, mr. Dante,
you forgot something.
Oh, thank you, baby.

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- Don't forget to keep flossing.
- You saved my life.

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All right.
All right.
See you next week, all right?

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Can i help you, sir?

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Sir? Sir?

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Oh, my god.

95
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I'm having
second thoughts.
About?

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This whole thing,
the whole arrangement.

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Security.

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I come here. I tell you things.
I don't know how safe it is.

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I understand
your concerns.

100
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But i told you what the ground
rules are. As long as i don't
hear anything incriminating--

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you don't fuckin' get it.
Just my bein' here
incriminates me.

102
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Somebody sees me, they tell
somebody else. All of a sudden,
i'm a celebrity!

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I thought
we made some progress
of your narcissism.

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Who are you?

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00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:03,486
Why is that so important
for you to know?

106
00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:08,124
My mother told me
never to answer a question
with a question.

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00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,877
So, your mother
did teach you something.

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00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:16,132
If i asked you about your life,
who you talked to,
who you trust--

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i'd have to take the fifth.

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That's cute.

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Oh! I--

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i-- i'm sorry.
I wasn't aware of
what i was...saying.

113
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I'm...sorry.

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00:10:42,024 --> 00:10:44,026
Hey, what are you
doing here?

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00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:47,029
Chris sent me to pick you up.
Chris? Why?
Did something happen?

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00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,282
Must be my dad, right?
Why else would chris send you?

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00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,785
Did brendan get my poem?

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It's probably nothing.
Another search warrant.

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He calls them the federal bureau
of annoying bullshit.

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You told your old man,
didn't you?
You scared me. What happened?

121
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:05,798
This is me and adriana movin'
to florida'cause some puke
couldn't keep your mouth shut.

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00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,684
What are you talking about?
Seriously. Did brendan
say anything about me?

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00:11:08,684 --> 00:11:12,054
Get us outta here!
Get us out!

124
00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:16,058
What did you tell your old man?
About the meth? You insane?
He'd have me beaten up!

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00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,561
Don't you get it?
This is serious!

126
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,447
Let go of me!
Listen--

127
00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:23,566
stop this shit!
He's worried about you.

128
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:26,819
He's been asking where
you've been, you asshole!

129
00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:30,322
I'm sorry if i hurt ya.

130
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,826
I hate my life,
being a soprano.
Hey.

131
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:37,329
Don't ever say you hate life.
That's blasphemy.

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Fuck you.

133
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,835
Okay, let's go. Remember
like when you were little.

134
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,337
I'll buy you one of those
happy meals, all right?

135
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,840
Where the fuck are you?

136
00:12:01,404 --> 00:12:02,905
This is a new shirt.

137
00:12:03,406 --> 00:12:05,908
Your grandmother
bought you this shirt.
I find it in the trash?

138
00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,911
It's a westport.
It's not even cool anymore.

139
00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:11,781
What did you just say?

140
00:12:11,781 --> 00:12:14,784
I got in a fight.
I hope it was worth it.

141
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:18,287
I hope you did as much
damage to his wardrobe.
Who with?

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00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:20,289
I didn't get caught.
No demerits.

143
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:24,293
Anthony, who?
Jeremy.

144
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:29,682
Jeremy piocosta? You spent
all that time together at camp.
I thought you were friends.

145
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,553
Well, if that's all
the information i'm getting,
i'm calling mrs. Piocosta.

146
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,939
No, ma, wait.
Ma, don't call.

147
00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:39,442
I swear. You kids
are going to learn
the value of a dollar.

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00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:42,445
I'll wash your car.
You never put
any effort in.

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00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:45,448
I will. I promise.
I'll do it really good.

150
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,450
Just don't call.
I'll get the money.

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00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,953
Forty dollars, anthony.
I know, i know.

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Ma!

153
00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:04,467
How ya doin'?
What brings you here?

154
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,970
Remember that pastry place,
ferrara's?

155
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,973
Brought you
some macaroons.

156
00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:14,477
Oh, they're too sweet.

157
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:17,480
What are you talkin' about?
They're your favorites.

158
00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:23,986
The activities director, rosie,

159
00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:28,491
says they're organizing
a trip to the city.

160
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:31,494
Dinner and a show.

161
00:13:31,994 --> 00:13:33,996
And you don't wanna go.

162
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:37,500
I don't like
the people here.
You don't know the people here.

163
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:42,505
And that city.
Grown men soiling themselves.

164
00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:45,875
- It's not like that anymore, ma.
- That giuliani.

165
00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:47,510
Maybe we should just
stick to the field trip.

166
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:51,514
Mothers throwin' their babies
out of skyscraper windows.

167
00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:54,633
You're always with
the babies out the windows.

168
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:59,138
I don't see you tryin' to mix
with the other ladies here...

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00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:03,275
or talk to the nice gents
i see walkin' around.

170
00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:05,895
You're not makin'
the most of your opportunities.
What do you care?

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00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:09,398
Out of sight, out of mind.

172
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:13,402
We don't think like that,
not me or carm or the kids.

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00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:16,405
I wish the lord
would take me now.

174
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,161
I come here to get cheered up.
You think that's a mistake?

175
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,664
You bein' sarcastic?

176
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,417
You can't put
all your problems on me.

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00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,921
This is the most expensive
retirement community
in new jersey.

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00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:35,925
If you wanted to, you could be
happy here, but you're just
pissing it all down the drain.

179
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:38,928
What beautiful language
for your mother.

180
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,321
You want the macaroons?

181
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,324
I don't care.

182
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,702
Leave some out
for the lunatics.

183
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,853
Good- bye, ma.

184
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:27,610
They're saying
it might rain today.

185
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,118
Don't worry. I'll drive safe.

186
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:42,124
What the hell are you doing?

187
00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:45,628
This place is an hour
from my office.
An hour?

188
00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,130
What are you, a woman?
Get a bladder transplant.
My mother lives here.

189
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,633
It's not real
convenient for me.

190
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,135
It's not convenient?
I'm sorry.

191
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:58,140
Why don't we meet by your
precinct? The government would
love pictures of us together.

192
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,643
What do you got for me?

193
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,648
Here.

194
00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:09,151
"Jennifer melfi, m. D."
Yeah. Her background,
daily routine.

195
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:11,654
And your personal
relationship
with her is?

196
00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:14,156
None of your
fuckin' business.

197
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,158
You can't blame a guy
for tryin'.

198
00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:18,661
What are you,
bored with your life?
Oh, yeah, sure.

199
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:21,163
Bustin' whores and junkies.

200
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,284
Plus, it's a super huge thrill
to pay two alimonies on
a $40, 000- a- year income.

201
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,787
I don't want her touched.
I don't want her bothered.

202
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,290
I just want to know
the who, when, why.
That's it.

203
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,293
Usual fee?

204
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:39,298
The knicks lost, lieutenant.
You're down two large.

205
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,301
Lay off the vig.
We'll see what kind
of job you do.

206
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,304
Okay. See you in a few days.
What ya got in the box?

207
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,806
Macaroons.

208
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,533
This is awful.

209
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,035
I can't deal with this.

210
00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:05,791
What kind of god? Hmm?

211
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:10,162
Christopher!
Where you been?

212
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,048
What happened to you?
What happened to you?

213
00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:15,551
Brendan's dead.
What are you talkin' about?

214
00:17:16,051 --> 00:17:18,053
The fish is in my pocket.

215
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:22,174
Brendan's brains are
floatin' in his bathtub.
Message job through the eye.

216
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,310
- Mo green special.
- Fuckin' uncle junior.

217
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,312
What are you talkin' about,
mo green?

218
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:30,315
In one, mo green's
eyes got too big
for his stomach,

219
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,317
so they put a small
caliber in his eye.

220
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,937
- Mikey palmice does their hits.
- In his glasses, you mean.

221
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,939
Glasses, eyes.
Why you quibbling with me?

222
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,942
I'm at the world trade center.

223
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,331
What are you doin'?

224
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,701
Mikey palmice is a made guy.
Cocksucker didn't have
the balls to do it himself.

225
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,704
Contracted fuckin' russians
and he killed my friend.

226
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:56,842
Our response should
suit the message.

227
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,962
Through the mouth
means the guy was a rat.

228
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:04,216
The eye is just how
francis framed the shot,
for the shock value.

229
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,718
Brendan didn't deserve this.
Don't try to talk me out of it.

230
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,720
You can't touch mikey.

231
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,724
Your fuckin' uncle's
pissin' on your head.
What do you expect me to do?

232
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:17,729
I'm on it. I know where
mikey's house is
over by route ten.

233
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:22,234
No. He tries to leave,
you break his other neck.

234
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,251
Nurse bradley,
you're wanted in e. R.

235
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:43,255
Nurse bradley,
you're wanted in e. R.

236
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,151
Hey, mr. G. Q.
Hey.

237
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,153
Got a ticket.
Yeah.

238
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,772
How ya doin', mikey?
How ya doin'--

239
00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,664
son of a--
look.

240
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,666
Your suit's wrinkled.
Let me fix it.

241
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,287
- Ow!
- What are you screaming about?
Free alterations.

242
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:18,040
Ow! Ow!
Mr. Slick.

243
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,295
This is overdue.

244
00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:35,190
You hear about
the chinese godfather?

245
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,192
He made them an offer
they couldn't understand.

246
00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:40,812
You gonna stop this
before it gets out of hand?

247
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:45,951
- Not even a hello?
- I'm here'cause i love you
and i respect you.

248
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:48,453
Don't pretend
you're payin' me respect.

249
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,455
A son who throws his mother
in an asylum.

250
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,458
She lives like
apoverettoup there.

251
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,961
That's none
of your business.

252
00:19:56,461 --> 00:20:00,966
Your friends-- they interfere
in my business. They expect me
to turn the cheek.

253
00:20:01,216 --> 00:20:03,218
The truck and all that
was made good to you.

254
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:07,839
I'm sitting here like patience
on a monument, waitin' for
discipline to be handed down.

255
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,342
Your boys were warned,
and still they embarrass me.

256
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,346
I run my crew my way.
What you did was extreme.

257
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:19,101
Now you're my judge?
I answer to bigger people
than you, my friend.

258
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:23,605
Oh? Like jackie?
Wanna take this
to his deathbed?

259
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:30,362
That nephew of yours
we gave a high colonic,
uh, he earns good?

260
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,367
He's comin' up.
Okay.

261
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,753
He works for me now.

262
00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,255
Excuse me.

263
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,125
Maybe he gives youagito
for a change.

264
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:48,513
You got some set of balls.
You know that?
Absolutely not.

265
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:52,517
I show you my hand,
and you slap it away.

266
00:20:56,021 --> 00:21:02,027
What's the matter with you?
Why can't we talk like
adults anymore, hmm?

267
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:07,032
Out. Next time you come in,
you come heavy or not at all.

268
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,537
You don't mean that.

269
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:39,731
So by the time i get to take
the sergeant exam, of course,
the pay scale is frozen by law.

270
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,733
Why are we following
these people?

271
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,736
They grabbed a meal,
saw a movie, so what?

272
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,356
Lucky for you
they stopped off
at that package store.

273
00:21:47,856 --> 00:21:52,110
- Yeah, i got a juice.
- Yeah, i can smell the potatoes.

274
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,112
Hey, listen, asshole.

275
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,616
Same make and model
left the scene of a triple
homicide on long island.

276
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,118
Stay fuckin' current.

277
00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:07,376
So you broke it off with
the poorshlubafter a week?

278
00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:12,881
I know. I feel for you males.
It's our goddamn fault
you don't know how to act.

279
00:22:12,881 --> 00:22:15,884
Oh, admitting mistakes.

280
00:22:15,884 --> 00:22:20,389
We tell you
to be more sensitive.
You join promise keepers.

281
00:22:20,889 --> 00:22:23,892
We say get in touch
with your feelings.

282
00:22:24,393 --> 00:22:28,897
You run off into the woods
in a loincloth, gunking yourself
with bear fat, beating a drum.

283
00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:31,400
Hey, don't ruin my evening.

284
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,902
You know what i mean.

285
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:37,406
Sure. You want someone
who's sensitive to your needs...

286
00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:40,909
but still decisive enough
for the occasional grope
in the closet.

287
00:22:40,909 --> 00:22:44,413
Yeah. Something like that.

288
00:22:44,913 --> 00:22:48,917
Oh, shit.
That's all i need.

289
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,304
We were going over
the speed limit?

290
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,307
I wasn't looking.
Pull over.

291
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:20,699
License and
registration, please.

292
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:25,704
Uh, i'm sorry, officer.
Did i do something wrong?

293
00:23:26,088 --> 00:23:28,590
Detective.

294
00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:31,593
You crossed a double line.
Have you been drinking, sir?

295
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,712
We had wine with dinner.

296
00:23:34,096 --> 00:23:36,348
Step out of the car, please.

297
00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:38,850
I don't believe this.

298
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:43,855
Just relax, randall,
and do what he says, okay?

299
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,361
I need you to walk
a straight line to me, sir.
Heel to toe.

300
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:54,733
Look, uh,
i applaud your vigilance,
but this is totally unnecessary.

301
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,235
All right? I'm a lawyer.
I know i'm under the limit.

302
00:23:57,486 --> 00:23:59,988
Open the trunk, please.
What?

303
00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:01,490
You want to search
my golf bag?

304
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:03,992
Open it!
I will not.

305
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,244
You ever hear
of probable cause?

306
00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:08,747
Oh, yeah, that's
a real good legalese--
what?

307
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:11,133
Oh, you resisting arrest?

308
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,635
- Hey!
-

309
00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:16,138
vin, will you fuckin'
cool it? Vin!

310
00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:18,640
He can't do that!
Get back in the car!

311
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,642
He didn't do
anything wrong!
Ma'am!

312
00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:24,146
Back in the car. Now.

313
00:24:24,146 --> 00:24:25,647
Come on. Let's go.

314
00:24:25,647 --> 00:24:29,151
I perceived what
i thought was a weapon.

315
00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,654
What the hell's
wrong with you, vin?

316
00:24:32,654 --> 00:24:36,158
Take him. D. U. I. ,
resisting arrest, assaulting
an officer. Do it now.

317
00:24:36,158 --> 00:24:38,660
What's he--
do it!

318
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,162
Jesus.

319
00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:45,667
Don't you touch me!

320
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:49,671
You got prime rib at home.
Don't be goin' out
for hamburgers.

321
00:24:49,671 --> 00:24:52,674
What? What are you
talking about?

322
00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:57,179
Randall! Randall!
I'll follow you!

323
00:24:57,679 --> 00:25:01,183
I'm gonna call my lawyer, you!
Fuck you!

324
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,302
She's seeing a randall curtin,
tax lawyer.

325
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:10,308
He's lives at
1242 rennsalaer road.

326
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:13,311
He's divorced.
He's got two kids.

327
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:17,816
He's the country club type.
Not much in the balls
department, i might add.

328
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:19,568
What about her?

329
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:23,572
Her, the good doctor, she's
in her office at 8:00 a. M.
She leaves at 6:00.

330
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:25,574
She orders up a tuna sub
and a diet coke.

331
00:25:25,574 --> 00:25:30,078
She's got a three- bedroom condo
in essex fells,
shops at pathmark.

332
00:25:30,078 --> 00:25:33,081
She's divorced.
One kid, 19.

333
00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:37,085
Outside of schmucko,
she don't get out much,
but she does see a shrink.

334
00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:39,588
She what?
Yeah.

335
00:25:40,088 --> 00:25:43,725
She sees a shrink once a week.
His name is elliot kupferburg.

336
00:25:44,092 --> 00:25:46,094
Oh, fuck me.

337
00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:49,598
Well, she don't fuck anyone
from what i can tell.

338
00:25:49,598 --> 00:25:52,100
Well, it's not because
she don't got the goods.

339
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:55,103
She left her blinds up.
I got some of them
victoria secrettype snaps.

340
00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:59,608
If you're interested.
A little of this?

341
00:25:59,608 --> 00:26:01,610
Good enough then?
Yeah.

342
00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:04,863
- You got any advil?
- What am i, a fuckin'
pharmacy now?

343
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:09,868
What you got on friday's game?
I got three bills on rutgers.

344
00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:13,872
I don't solve
all your problems.

345
00:26:22,264 --> 00:26:24,266
Thank you.

346
00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:27,135
With a stapler? Wow.

347
00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:29,638
I heard mikey had to
give up that nice suit.

348
00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:33,642
Yeah?
He got too attached to it.

349
00:26:33,642 --> 00:26:38,647
Michael palmice's been
a disease since he was five.
He had it comin'.

350
00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:41,650
It don't make things
any easier though.
My uncle's a stubborn man.

351
00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:44,786
Stubborn enough to go to war?

352
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:51,042
What kind of word is that?

353
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:56,548
There hasn't been a war
since the columbo thing.
Everybody decided.

354
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:59,050
No one's goin' to
the mattresses this day and age.

355
00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,554
I got a top- of- the- line
posturpedic at my house.
Fuck it.

356
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:06,558
If jackie hadn't
gotten sick, none of this
would have happened.

357
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:09,060
When you're right,
you're right.

358
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:12,564
One of us captains gotta
step up. Lack of control at the
top is fuckin' up this family.

359
00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:15,567
- That's true.
- You can say that again.

360
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:20,071
If the old man were here,
instead of in that cell
in springfield,

361
00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:23,074
he'd say,"raymond,
this is your moment."

362
00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:26,077
Go easy with
the grease gun, okay?
What?

363
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:30,582
You're the boy wonder.
Both him and jackie
had you picked from day one.

364
00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:33,084
You got the age.
You got the seniority.

365
00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:37,088
I also got an 18- year- old
with m. S. , okay?

366
00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,591
I told nucci
i'd be doin' less, not more.

367
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,594
All due respect to your
crippled kid, you don't
want a wire up your ass.

368
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,596
You don't want the headache.

369
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,599
That's why you should be boss.
You're so fuckin' smart.

370
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,101
And it's
"physically challenged."

371
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,604
Absolutely.

372
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:56,107
Why don't we run this thing
like a council?

373
00:27:56,608 --> 00:28:00,612
Larry, the old guys set this up
as a paramilitary organization.

374
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:06,117
We need a supreme commander
at the top, not the fuckin'
dave clark five.

375
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:09,621
Face it. You and junior
are gonna have to duke it out.

376
00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,625
You gotta be boss.
Number one:
I love the man.

377
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:18,129
Number two:
He's got new york behind him.

378
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:22,133
Not for anything,
god bless your uncle, but he's
livin' in the wrong century,

379
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,135
and new york knows it.

380
00:28:24,135 --> 00:28:28,139
You want it, t?
You'll get their okay.

381
00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:31,643
It's the right thing.
It's inevitable.

382
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:35,146
I don't want no disturbance.

383
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,163
Hey, what's up?
Nothin'.

384
00:28:52,414 --> 00:28:55,417
I bet you told your mom
what happened.

385
00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:58,286
What are you, high?

386
00:28:58,286 --> 00:29:02,290
Well, you owe me 40 bucks
for the shirt. The collar
was totally ripped.

387
00:29:02,424 --> 00:29:04,426
You still owe me
for fourth of july.

388
00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:06,177
Bottle rockets?
I paid for them.

389
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:10,181
Not for the m80s.
Remember? The ones
you blew up the frogs with.

390
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:14,185
- Oh, yeah.
That was pretty cool.
- Yeah.

391
00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:17,689
Listen. Just give me the money.

392
00:29:17,806 --> 00:29:21,192
- That thing was so gay.
I did you a favor.
- You're gonna do it.

393
00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:23,311
Make me, fatty.

394
00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:26,314
- Dick wad.
- Asshole.

395
00:29:26,815 --> 00:29:29,818
Whoa!

396
00:29:30,318 --> 00:29:32,821
Shithead.

397
00:29:32,821 --> 00:29:35,323
Bitch-- come on.

398
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:39,077
Let's go, shithead.

399
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:42,080
- Let me go!
- Why? So i can
kick your ass again?

400
00:29:42,213 --> 00:29:45,216
- I was kicking your ass.
- Nobody won. It was a draw.

401
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:49,721
The pit tomorrow, 3:00.

402
00:29:49,838 --> 00:29:53,341
You gotta help me
with these cinch bugs.
They're killing my sweet corn.

403
00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:56,845
Well, this blue stuff works
pretty well, and it's safe
for the environment.

404
00:29:56,845 --> 00:30:00,348
I tried that.
You got any d. D. T. Back there?

405
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:03,735
Uh, that stuff's illegal.
It's been banned.

406
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:07,105
Maybe you got a surplus in the
back, you could go, you look.
I'll meet you back there.

407
00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:09,858
Look, mr. Soprano,
if i could do
something, i would--

408
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:14,496
mr. Piocosta! Right?
How ya doin'?

409
00:30:16,364 --> 00:30:19,367
Remember our boys went
to camp aheka together?

410
00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,003
Of course. Tony.
How are ya?
Good. Good.

411
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,873
Your kid still got
that killer crossover dribble?

412
00:30:24,873 --> 00:30:28,376
- Yeah, i guess so.
- That's gonna get him
a scholarship.

413
00:30:28,376 --> 00:30:31,012
- So how's anthony?
- He's moody, you know?

414
00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:34,516
For a kid that age,
you know?

415
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,634
It was nice seein' ya, tony.

416
00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:40,271
Why don't we get together and
cook up some dogs for the boys?

417
00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:44,776
Tony, i-- i don't even know
if these guys are close anymore.

418
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,278
Did anthony mention
anything to you?

419
00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:49,531
I'll have carmela call joanie.
We'll get together.

420
00:30:50,031 --> 00:30:52,650
- Linda.
- Linda.

421
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,286
That's great.
Tony, that's great.

422
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,289
I'll see you around.

423
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:34,325
Tony?

424
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:37,328
Yeah.
Oh, my god.

425
00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:39,330
Tony?

426
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:47,839
I thought the medication
was supposed to help
your panic attacks.

427
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:52,844
It-- it does.
It's the first one in a while.

428
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:57,348
What does your therapist say?
He should increase your dosage.

429
00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,851
He's got more degrees
than a thermometer.

430
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:03,354
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.

431
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,359
Does your therapist
ask questions
about our marriage?

432
00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:11,362
I know that personal
feelings are hard for you
to talk about.

433
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:15,867
Talk. That's
all we do is talk.

434
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,369
Carm, i'm gonna quit.

435
00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:22,874
Did you bring
this up with him?
Yeah.

436
00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,377
He knows. I guess.

437
00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:32,383
Oh, shit. I forgot to take
my fuckin' prozac this mornin'.

438
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,386
It's up in the bathroom.
Can you get it?

439
00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:41,893
I know with jackie sick
you're under
tremendous pressure.

440
00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:46,397
But i feel if
the therapy didn't hurt,
it wouldn't be helping.

441
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,901
No, you don't understand.

442
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:53,905
That's why you're
in therapy. Because
i don't understand!

443
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:57,909
I'm telling you, tony,
if you give up now, i'm gonna
have to reevaluate things.

444
00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:00,411
What is that, huh?

445
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,414
I got a very sensitive job.
I'm not an average joe
on the block.

446
00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:06,417
I gotta spell it out for you?
It's our marriage, tony!

447
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,419
Therapy is
too much exposure.
Fine!

448
00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,923
You live with
the results then!

449
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:14,425
What's that, a threat?

450
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,295
No, tony.
It's a rave review.

451
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,797
You get your own
fuckin' pills.

452
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,021
How long did the attack last?

453
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:29,023
About 30 seconds.

454
00:33:31,025 --> 00:33:35,396
I was dizzy, out of breath.
That's it though.
I never lost consciousness.

455
00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,900
Anything since?

456
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,905
I'm gonna write
a script for xanax,
just for a couple of days.

457
00:33:43,905 --> 00:33:49,043
It'll get you over
this short- term stresses.

458
00:33:49,043 --> 00:33:54,549
My uncle. He's got me in a box
where i gotta do something
i don't wanna do.

459
00:33:59,554 --> 00:34:01,556
And then there's my mother.

460
00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:04,058
I pay four grand a month
for this place,

461
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:09,063
and she acts like i'm an eskimo,
pushing her out to sea.

462
00:34:09,063 --> 00:34:11,816
She's testing.

463
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,770
Same as your uncle.

464
00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:19,157
Like little kids.

465
00:34:19,273 --> 00:34:22,276
There's a good book about this.
I'll give you the name.

466
00:34:22,410 --> 00:34:24,412
No, i read, i go right out.

467
00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:28,666
It'sstrategies for
coping with elder family.

468
00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,537
Can't fuckin' spank'em though.

469
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:37,041
Would it hurt you
to let your mother think
that she's still in charge?

470
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:40,044
You have children.
You know what they're like.

471
00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:45,800
You know that sometimes it's
important to let them have the
illusion of being in control.

472
00:34:56,944 --> 00:34:58,946
Chris, my man!

473
00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:01,949
Surprised to see me?
Heard they took you
for a little ride.

474
00:35:01,949 --> 00:35:05,453
Tour of the meadowlands.
Oh, yeah?

475
00:35:05,953 --> 00:35:07,955
Heard you had
a little b. M. Out there.

476
00:35:07,955 --> 00:35:10,458
- So you got my cut?
- They came and took it.

477
00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:13,461
- Who?
- Junior soprano's boys.

478
00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:15,463
They said you was out,
and it's they corner now.

479
00:35:15,463 --> 00:35:19,467
- You let them do that?
- I don't argue too well
suckin' on a smith & wesson.

480
00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:23,471
- You didn't beep me?
- Word on the street,
you out of commission.

481
00:35:23,971 --> 00:35:25,973
Sorry, man. Business.

482
00:35:27,975 --> 00:35:31,979
Chris, you know there's
no one i'd rather give
my ten points to than you.

483
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:36,234
It's all right.
It's not your fault.